These trashmaids are the only ones who'd be excited about beach pollution. 

Front of the card features full artwork with the THREE TRASHMAIDS: raccoon + mermaid, skunk + mermaid, opposum + mermaid

Inside has the text "THANKS FOR BEING MY TRASHY BFF" with additional room for your own note and/or signature!

The perfect greeting card for a best friend trio <3

THE RACCOON FRIEND:
Extroverted
Easily excitable and distracted 
Looks super cute, but will fight when needed
Love Languages: Physical Touch, Gift Giving, Food

THE SKUNK FRIEND:
Ambiverted
Life of the party - master of the Irish Goodbye
Shy at first, but once they bond with you, you're never getting rid of them
Love Languages: Quality Time, Words of Affirmation, Food

THE OPPOSUM FRIEND:
Introverted
Often looks for excuses to get out of social interactions (i.e., playing sick)
Full of all sorts of random facts and knowledge
Love Languages: Acts of Service (will literally carry you on their back if needed), Shared Experiences, Food

ABOUT THE CARD:
-Card size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5" folded card)
-Comes with a white envelope
-Artwork on front, Mashables' logo/info on back 
-65 lb. white paper has a 98 brightness and a vellum finish
-Paper is acid-free and made with 10% post-consumer recycled content; FSC certified and endorsed by the Rainforest Alliance
-Printed in-house, by us, with an eco-conscious printer