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"Thanks For Being My Trashy BFF" Greeting Card

"Thanks For Being My Trashy BFF" Greeting Card

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  • Packaged with eco-conscious materials
  • Processed in 3-5 business days*
  • Banono approved

These trashmaids are the only ones who'd be excited about beach pollution. 

Front of the card features full artwork with the THREE TRASHMAIDS: raccoon + mermaid, skunk + mermaid, opposum + mermaid

Inside has the text "THANKS FOR BEING MY TRASHY BFF" with additional room for your own note and/or signature!

The perfect greeting card for a best friend trio <3

THE RACCOON FRIEND:
Extroverted
Easily excitable and distracted 
Looks super cute, but will fight when needed
Love Languages: Physical Touch, Gift Giving, Food

THE SKUNK FRIEND:
Ambiverted
Life of the party - master of the Irish Goodbye
Shy at first, but once they bond with you, you're never getting rid of them
Love Languages: Quality Time, Words of Affirmation, Food

THE OPPOSUM FRIEND:
Introverted
Often looks for excuses to get out of social interactions (i.e., playing sick)
Full of all sorts of random facts and knowledge
Love Languages: Acts of Service (will literally carry you on their back if needed), Shared Experiences, Food

ABOUT THE CARD:
-Card size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5" folded card)
-Comes with a white envelope
-Artwork on front, Mashables' logo/info on back 
-65 lb. white paper has a 98 brightness and a vellum finish
-Paper is acid-free and made with 10% post-consumer recycled content; FSC certified and endorsed by the Rainforest Alliance
-Printed in-house, by us, with an eco-conscious printer

Shipping

We ship using USPS First Class Priority from our warehouse in Atlanta, Georgia.

Domestic shipping typically takes 3-5 business days, with international shipping taking 7-21 days, depending on location.

Please keep in mind that shipping time does not include processing time, which is typically 3-5 days or 5-7 days with weeks including a holiday.

Processing Time*

Orders typically take 3-5 business days to process (meaning the time it takes us to fulfill and package your order). Please note that this may take 5-7 business days during holiday weeks, and possibly longer if we are away at a convention (this will always be noted on the website and reflected in your estimated delivery date).

You may receive an email with an attached tracking number; keep in mind this happens when we print the order info, and it may take 1-3 days for the package to register in the USPS system.

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